tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2009-11-21:/MokoFeed2009-11-21T09:58:06+01:00tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2009-10-06:/2009/10/06/hello-again-7112421/Elle-dee2009-10-06T18:45:42+02:002009-10-06T18:45:42+02:00 <p>Hi all,</p> <p>Wow, its been over two years since I was here. I forgot about all my posts, but I didn't forget about you guys. I'm back at a desk at a job, just finished college and am now an intern in the US. Ireland is finished for now! Obviously, considering I'm here, I have nothing to do again. Is this it? Is this my life for the next 40 years until I retire? Trying to find things online to entertain me and let the days go by one at a time? I won't stand for it, and you shouldn't either, if thats why you're here. Its usually the reason. Well nice to be here again, hope everyone enjoyed their summer.</p> <p>xxx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2009/10/06/hello-again-7112421/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-08-24:/2007/08/24/title~2862016/Elle-dee2007-08-24T11:50:16+02:002007-08-24T11:50:16+02:00 <p>It's Friday 24th, its my last day in work, well what they would have me believe is work <img src="/img/smilies/graybigrazz.gif" alt=":P" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I've spent the last two months here doing absolutely nothing, actually this blog is the result of my boredom, not sure how often I'll be online anymore but I'll try my best to keep up with everyone's daily activities <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Anyway, two months of doing nothing and getting paid feck all because of stupid taxes, why must they tax students? Don't they realise we have drinking to do? It has seriously slowed down my year and made it extrememly boring, no experience in any work have I received, just a free dinner this afternoon before I go and a nice little reference on my cv. Are all jobs I expect to obtain going to be like this? Am I going to be sitting on my ass checking emails and chatting to people for the rest of my life? I really don't want it, don't get me wrong, I love it, but its the kind of love I have for chocolate and coffee and cigarettes, its not good for me! I'll figure something out.</p> <p>Now, back to myspace...xxx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/08/24/title~2862016/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-08-24:/2007/08/24/thank_elmo_its_friday~2861965/Elle-dee2007-08-24T11:41:40+02:002007-08-24T11:41:40+02:00 <p>Some Friday chuckles for you all --></p> <p>There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.</p> <p>The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.</p> <p>The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.</p> <p>At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.</p> <p>The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. “I’m sorry,” he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES”.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/08/24/thank_elmo_its_friday~2861965/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-08-09:/2007/08/09/update_on_stuff~2781274/Elle-dee2007-08-09T16:11:19+02:002007-08-09T16:11:19+02:00 <p>Howdie strangers, haven't blogged in a few days!</p> <p>ooh ooh, my friend (mentor) did my hair last night, cut the top layer short like victoria beckhams and left the under layer down and long, the died the top part blonde...gonna leave it for a few days then go pink and purple, just have to get used to the hair style!</p> <p>Oh and I got my payslip today and got my tax back from the last few weeks so I'm a happy bunny. Might have a celebratory drink or two this weekend <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>How is everyone else? Keeping well? x x x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/08/09/update_on_stuff~2781274/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-08-03:/2007/08/03/confession~2749804/Elle-dee2007-08-03T15:25:05+02:002007-08-03T15:25:05+02:00 <p>I've always been a huge fan, but about two weeks ago I watched all six episodes and am totally taken by their way of life, I have become obsessed and can't stop making references about it in this life. I speak metaphorically a lot about Star Wars. Like, when I'm trying to explain something to my Turkish friend (my mentor) I give examples from Star Wars, sometimes I even like to fantasise about it, secretly! </p> <p>Is this strange?</p> <p>Does anyone else go through this kind of thing? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/08/03/confession~2749804/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-27:/2007/07/27/title~2712008/Elle-dee2007-07-27T16:54:32+02:002007-07-27T16:54:32+02:00 <p>I'm Bored!</p> <p>A - Available: yeah<br> A - Age: 20<br> A - Annoyance: queues, jealousy, cramps, war, lack of sleep, incorrect grammar</p> <p>B - Best Friends: where do i start!<br> B - Beer: snake bites with a shot of goldschlagger!<br> B - Birthday: February</p> <p>C - Crush: they are nasty infections!<br> C - Car: ford fiesta<br> C - Candy: i love chocolate!</p> <p>D - Day or night: morning, bright and early<br> D - Dream Car: Audi s3<br> D - Dog or cat: cat</p> <p>E - Easiest person to talk to: Burcum, Elena<br> E - Eggs: poached<br> E - Email: 5 and counting</p> <p>F - Favorite Month: February<br> F - Favorite colour: i dont have one<br> F - Favorite Memory: we could be here for a while</p> <p>G - Gummy Bears or Worms: neither thanks!<br> G - Giver or taker: 40:60<br> G - Gum: mints</p> <p>H - Hair Color: brown<br> H - Height: 5'3<br> H - Hand: left</p> <p>I - Ice Cream: cookie dough or strawberry<br> I - Instrument: piano<br> I - Idol: angelina jolie and my mother!</p> <p>J - Jewellery: playboy<br> J - Job: boring<br> J - Jail: RamblingChris <img src="/img/smilies/graybigrazz.gif" alt=":P" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>K - kids: little chinese boys are the cutest!<br> K - Kickboxing or karate: kickboxing please!<br> K - Kindergarten: what?</p> <p>L - Longest Journey: Dublin - London - New York - Denver in 2 days!<br> L - Love?: not yet<br> L - Last kiss: Macy my dog to make sure she was ok</p> <p>M - Milkshake flavor: strawberry<br> M - Most missed person(s): The Real Michael Jackson <img src="/img/smilies/graybigrazz.gif" alt=":P" class="middle" border="0"><br> M - Movie Last Watched At The Cinema: THE SIMPSONS!!!</p> <p>N - Number of Siblings: 4<br> N - Number of Tattoos: 0<br> N - Name: Lisa</p> <p>O - One wish: happiness<br> O - One Phobia: balloons<br> O - One regret: i dont like that word</p> <p>P - Pet Peeves: that one word f***y, translated to bum in America!<br> P - Part of your appearance you like best: my fingernail!<br> P - Part of your Personality you like best: i hate this questions</p> <p>Q - Quick or Slow: quick</p> <p>R - Reasons to smile: I'm alive<br> R - Reality TV Show: I HATE BB!<br> R - Reasons to cry: the sky is crying</p> <p>S - Song Last Heard: Radiohead - No Suprises<br> S - Season: I think they call it summer in some countries!<br> S - Shoes: Converse!</p> <p>T - Time for bed: 10-11</p> <p>U - U luv someone: not in THAT way!<br> U - Unpredictable: eh no!</p> <p>V - Vegetable you hate: brussel sprouts!<br> V - Vegetable you love: broccoli & carrots<br> V - Vacation spot: TURKEY!</p> <p>W - Worst Habits: cracking knuckles<br> W - Where are you going to travel next: Either Turkey or Spain or Paris<br> W - Weather right now: rain, d'oh!</p> <p>X - X-Rays: Too many!</p> <p>Y - Year you were born: 1987<br> Y - Year it is now: 2007</p> <p>Z - Zoo Animal: snakes! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/27/title~2712008/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-27:/2007/07/27/excuse_me_for_one_minute~2711471/Elle-dee2007-07-27T15:21:26+02:002007-07-27T15:21:26+02:00 <p>AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!</p> <p>Just fuck off, drive me crazy! GRRRR! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/27/excuse_me_for_one_minute~2711471/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-27:/2007/07/27/the_simpsons_movie~2710299/Elle-dee2007-07-27T11:48:10+02:002007-07-27T11:48:10+02:00 <p>Ok, so probably every 3rd blog has reviewed this film and is commenting on it in someway but I don't care, I'm going to give my views right now!</p> <p>Went to see it last night, was a bit sceptical because the last few new episodes of the popular tv show have been a bit of a let down (apart from the 24 one!). So in I went with my large popcorn and bottle of water, was seated just in time and got cosy.</p> <p>For the whole 90 or so minutes I was entertained to a maximum, I was kept laughing and was constantly wowed but some weird stuff. The animation is much more advanced from that in the tv series which makes some scenes look alien to others. However, the story line was good, the characters were good, the humour was excellent and the popcorn had just enough salt!</p> <p>If you want to watch this movie, go to the cinema, its not one to be seen on a tv unless you have a 32" HD!</p> <p>I'd go see it again tonight but the Transformers are out tomorrow and I only have so much money! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/27/the_simpsons_movie~2710299/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-27:/2007/07/27/poor_dog_answer~2709916/Elle-dee2007-07-27T10:38:05+02:002007-07-27T10:38:05+02:00 <p>So my sister took her to the pet clinic yesterday, worried as ever! The vet started looking and snooping around her, sticking things in her ears and her mouth then proclaimed "There's milk leaking from her nipples!"</p> <p>My sister nearly had a heartattack right there(this is the one who's moving to Australia and is finding it difficult enough leaving her dog but to leave her pregnant dog? She'd call it off!)</p> <p>Vets are good with people too, just before my sister feel to the floor he explained that she was having a "Phantom Pregnancy" and there was nothing to worry about. He gave her an injection in the neck and said just watch her for a few days and if she's still whining in a week or two come back and see me.</p> <p>So that solves that mystery, eh?</p> <p>But hey, thanks guys for all your responses and support, I was worried about her x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/27/poor_dog_answer~2709916/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-26:/2007/07/26/strange_time_for_a_holiday~2706031/Elle-dee2007-07-26T16:50:15+02:002007-07-26T16:50:15+02:00 <p>So, for the last three years my family have gone broad on holidays, first France, then Spain and Spain again last year, this year I was told today we are going to Paris again (unfortunately my sister's moving to Australia so it won't be all of us <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"> ).</p> <p>Anyway, these places are usually lovely hot typical holiday resorts, right? Full of sunny people and happy people and it's always nice to get a break, but why on Earth, since I was small, have my family ALWAYS decided to go during Winter? It doesnt make sense! Instead of saying, "yeah we'll go before you get back to college and back into study", they say "oh you may take a few days off college and catch up when you get back"! I'm not the sort of person who likes to take days off like that!</p> <p>On the other hand, I realise it's that bit cheaper but wouldn't we be better off going somewhere where there's snow? Make it feel like winter, not like a fake summer during winter, cos from my experience winter in these countries aren't the hottest and usually get very breezy!</p> <p>I suppose I shouldn't complain because at the end of the day I'm getting a holiday like, and I suppose this year we're going to EuroDisney which is great fun (especially since this year we're staying in the resort itself and not some cheap hotel on the other side of the city!)</p> <p>I don't know, I guess I'll just never understand my parents logic in this!</p> <p>Humbug! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/strange_time_for_a_holiday~2706031/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-26:/2007/07/26/poor_dog_update~2703604/Elle-dee2007-07-26T10:01:56+02:002007-07-26T10:01:56+02:00 <p>She was fine at the family home but started whinging the second she came in the door, slept fine but whined all morning, I know for sure nothing happened at home so I don't know why she seemed so scared. I asked her last night what was wrong hoping she would in some way communicate to me exactly what is upsetting her - no luck yet! But I'm trying to be patient! My sister is bringing her to the pet clinic tonight, just to see if they can help in any way! I'll let ye all know what comes outta that one! x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/26/poor_dog_update~2703604/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-25:/2007/07/25/bugger_again~2700874/Elle-dee2007-07-25T19:57:53+02:002007-07-25T19:57:53+02:00 <p>Anyone know much about pcs? I'm trying to copy a few dvds with dvd shrink, I've no problem with that it's when I'm burning the ones from region 4 that I get stuck, I'm trying to decode them and set them to all regions or region 2 but I don't have software for it! I only have two changes left with the dvd hardware and I can't find anything online that'll let me change and burn! I need to burn them onto dvds so they're watchable on a dvd player with a tv, anyone know what I could do or have any software?? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/25/bugger_again~2700874/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-25:/2007/07/25/oh_bugger~2699545/Elle-dee2007-07-25T16:15:22+02:002007-07-25T16:15:22+02:00 <p>What happens when you click "Report as inappropriate" on someone's profile? I think I did it by an accident, I double clicked something but it only needed one click and I accidentally clicked tht button, oh no, I'm sorry, I won't say who it was in case nothing comes of it and I'm making a big deal over nothing.</p> <p>Tht usually happens to me, but if, unfortunately it did happen and something goes wrong, will you please pm me Lindow? Damn, sorry! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/25/oh_bugger~2699545/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-24:/2007/07/24/poor_dog~2693242/Elle-dee2007-07-24T15:14:26+02:002007-07-24T15:14:26+02:00 <p>Anyone good with animals?</p> <p>My dog is upset over something, for the last few days she's been whimpering and almost crying while walking around the house. Nothing traumatic has happened lately(or ever for that matter) but whenever someone leaves the house or returns to the house she just gets upset and whimpers for a while, even if she's sitting beside them! She has a little squeaky welly toy that she wont leave anywhere, she won't take it out of her mouth unless to eat food or go for a walk and this is not like her at all! I'm worried about her, it looks like she's having anxiety attacks, she has very strange looking dreams, she figgits a lot more than usual.</p> <p>Does anyone know what could be wrong with her or whats upsetting her? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/24/poor_dog~2693242/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-24:/2007/07/24/boredom~2692134/Elle-dee2007-07-24T12:39:54+02:002007-07-24T12:39:54+02:00 <p>...it's hard work! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/24/boredom~2692134/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-20:/2007/07/20/i_need_friends~2671074/Elle-dee2007-07-20T16:19:40+02:002007-07-20T16:19:40+02:00 <p>I need more friends, its difficult looking through blogs trying to find people who have a similar way of blogging as me (although the ones I have found are perfect so far!), people who have similar interests and a similar way of thinking, just to get opinions on random things!</p> <p>Help <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/20/i_need_friends~2671074/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-20:/2007/07/20/best_of_silliness~2670301/Elle-dee2007-07-20T14:14:25+02:002007-07-20T14:14:25+02:00 <p>Ok so its time for a bit of humour on my page.</p> <p>For the last two weeks I have been dangerously bored in work and all I can think to do is look up interesting and silly things. So, below is a list of the best 10 sillinesses (new word for the dictionary) I've found, hope it makes you smile xxx</p> <p>1.“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”</p> <p>2.“Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'”</p> <p>3.“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”</p> <p>4."I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken."</p> <p>5."I've used up all my sick days so tomorrow I'm calling in dead!"</p> <p>6." Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."</p> <p>7."I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."</p> <p>8."There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions."</p> <p>9."I am lost. I have gone to find myself, if I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait." (Personal favourite!)</p> <p>10."On the other hand, you have different fingers." </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/20/best_of_silliness~2670301/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-20:/2007/07/20/dreams~2668798/Elle-dee2007-07-20T10:08:18+02:002007-07-20T10:08:18+02:00 <p>I love dreams, I remember all of them every morning and am puzzled by them. I have a handful of dream interpreting books and every morning my head is stuck into them. I fall asleep at night wondering what I'm going to dream about, thinking about stuff I'd like to dream about. It's my little world where NO ONE can enter, its amazing! I drive everyone crazy in the morning, all you hear from me is "Oh, I had the weirdest dream last night...". Its fun. Actually I want to set up a blog just for dreams but I don't want to set up a Pro Account so I think I'll produce a new profile, hope you don't mind if I add you as friends on that, that way you can hear my annoying "Oh, I had the weirdest dream last night..." sentence every morning too!</p> <p>Here's one to start...i had a dream I was at Oxegen (Irish music camping festival) and I was Princess Leia. My tent was robbed (everything was in it but my wallet so I presumed it was robbed) and ended up sleeping in em, whats his name from Star Wars, the black guy who takes Luke and them onto his planet for repairs and then must betray them for Darth Vader, his tent. I don't actually remember doing it but in my dream I slept with him. It was quite interesting.</p> <p>Now yesterday, I found something highly interesting. I never heard about it in full detail before...Lucid Dreaming...can you imagine being able to be somewhat conscious and aware of whats going on in a dream? Can you imagine being able to control what you do in your dreams? I'm trying to find books on it but most places have to order it from America and it ends up costing a bomb, I think I'll just have to buy it online.</p> <p>Anyone else remember dreams almost perfectly? Or can maybe interpret them like tealeaves at the bottom of your cup? (remember that?) </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/20/dreams~2668798/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-13:/2007/07/13/pointless_blogs~2627106/Elle-dee2007-07-13T10:54:50+02:002007-07-13T10:54:50+02:00 <p>Ok, i have to ask, why do some people waste blog space? i dont mind it when they write stuff they're thinking about or doing or plan to do or just some random stuff out of their heads but whats the idea around blogging about what new batteries are on the market or different ways to write with a pen, i've seen loads of pointless blogs the information on them is totally useless to people and there's no feeling in them, like copy & paste from www.dull&boring.com you know? anyone know why people do it? or am i totally missing the point of them? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/13/pointless_blogs~2627106/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-07-01:/2007/07/01/independence~2552280/Elle-dee2007-07-01T14:26:11+02:002007-07-01T14:26:11+02:00 <p>Has anyone reached full independence yet? While being in a relationship? I've experienced pure dependency on my other half whilst being in a relationship and it's something I never want to go back to. I've been single for the last year and a half and have never enjoyed my independence more, I'm terrified of getting into a relationship and losing it because Im not strong enough to separate my life from my partners. I don't want to hold them at a distance I just want to keep everything else in my life going and not make the person the focus of my life, it gets boring and draining after a while and you lose contact with the rest of the world! has anyone achieved this yet?</p> <p>I'm actually a bit curious as to how I would act in the situation now that I'm older, more mature and more independent. That's the thing about love, it makes people do crazy things and act in ways they never thought they would have, it's so easy to ignore people and cut people out of your life when you feel you are devoted to someone, when you forget everything and can only think of them! I hate that feeling, I hate seeing people in that situation but no matter how much you tell them, they wont see it til afterwards and unfortunately it could be too late.</p> <p>I'm talking more rubbish now but if you understand what I'm trying to explain please leave a comment with your views x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/07/01/independence~2552280/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-06-07:/2007/06/07/sex~2408313/Elle-dee2007-06-07T01:22:14+02:002007-06-07T01:22:14+02:00 <p>Is it a physical or emotional act? I mean ok, it depends on who its with and what the circumstances and relationships are between the people yadda yadda yadda! but say you're in a relationship and having sex regularly, or looking for a one night stand, do you want it mostly for the physical orgasmic feeling or to be closer to the other person? Which comes first?</p> <p>think about it, if you want the physical feeling more then they have to be good in bed and know what they're doing, they have to know what they want and how to get it, therefore their partner must be up to their standards.</p> <p>but say you just wanted the emotions of it all, you'd require someone compatible emotionally (obviously!) Someone who could make you feel beautiful and wanted and loved.</p> <p>Then there's the idea of wanting both, the orgasmic ecstatic feeling with all of the emotions and love involved.</p> <p>Now seriously, how on Earth are we supposed to find people who will fulfill our needs depending on what we want? that's gotta be impossible! Sorry, babbling on now, just feel like typing, hope this makes sense x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/06/07/sex~2408313/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:elle-dee.blog.co.uk,2007-06-03:/2007/06/03/first_times~2389748/Elle-dee2007-06-03T23:17:45+02:002007-06-03T23:17:45+02:00 <p>Ok, so this is my first ever time to write up a proper blog so I thought I'd make it about first times! I spoke my first word when I was three, can't quite remember what it was but I didn't speak for three whole years. I tried my first cigarette when I was 8/9 i think, it was my aunt's and my sister and I decided to try it. I had my first full cigarette when i was 14, made me very dizzy and a bit sick. My first kiss was in Spain, I was 13, on holidays with my cousins, and kissed this guy called Nick from England beside the pool with everyone circled around us watching, it was very embarrassing, I didn't know what I was doing, just diving in at the deep end. That was also my first holiday abroad without the parents, plenty more after that! Got my first period before P.E when I was 13, that was interesting.</p> <p>I had my first boyfriend, P.J, when I was 15, we lasted 1 & 1/2 years, also had my first sex with him so that's another first. My parents didn't agree with any of my boyfriends (all two of them), I'm still to impress them. I moved out of home after school at the age of 18, days before my 19th birthday, first time fending for myself. First one-night-stand just after that too. A few months later I had my first lesbian experience, wasn't as interesting as it looks in the pornos. Oh, another first, first time I saw porn, I think I was about 12, switching through channels in my aunts house on my own, decided to find out what the story line was about, had the strangest sensation to pee through the whole thing <img src="/img/smilies/grayrazz.gif" alt=":b" class="middle" border="0"> Got my first car when I was 18, still have her and love her!</p> <p>Unfortunately I didn't have my first orgasm until I was 18, that's three years of faking! My first job was when I was 14 actually, been working ever since. Going to Turkey next week for the first time, can't wait for that. Ooh ooh ooh, my first group sex, that was fun, it was actually just a few months ago, very very interesting! My first vision of true friendship started about 9 months ago, she has become my world, my mentor. I have learned so much from her. I've had a lot of firsts with her.</p> <p>Ok, so I'm only 20, they're not bad for twenty years, are they? I still have loads to go, first real job, my first college graduation, my first place on my own, my first mortgage, my first true love, my first mid-life crisis, my first night in a jail cell, my first self-given orgasm (i know i know!) all of that is yet to come, most of it being the same as everyone else, especially the bits where you want to be better than everyone else, be the first person to find a cure for cancer, the first person to live in outer space, the first person to make a certain amount of money, you know the whole guinness records stuff. I don't want one of those amazing things, one thing I would love to do though, would be to be first person to meet everyone in the world, which I know is impossible since people are being born and are dying everyday, but it would be a spectacular feeling I think, knowing everyone and everyone knowing you. That would be nice.</p> <p>Ok, I'll finish up here, although looking back I've talked a lot about sex! My next blog will be more interesting, just bare with me as I'm breaking my blog-virginity (there we go again). So, em slán x x x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://elle-dee.blog.co.uk/2007/06/03/first_times~2389748/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>