Ok so its time for a bit of humour on my page.

For the last two weeks I have been dangerously bored in work and all I can think to do is look up interesting and silly things. So, below is a list of the best 10 sillinesses (new word for the dictionary) I've found, hope it makes you smile xxx

1.“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

2.“Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'”

3.“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”

4."I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken."

5."I've used up all my sick days so tomorrow I'm calling in dead!"

6." Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

7."I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."

8."There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions."

9."I am lost. I have gone to find myself, if I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait." (Personal favourite!)

10."On the other hand, you have different fingers."